The Free Land of Saint Andrew State is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.208 billion Saint Andrew Stateans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.8%.

The powerhouse Saint Andrew Statean economy, worth 224 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,671 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Andrew State's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saint Andrew State is ranked 20,029^th in the world and 4^th in Global Coalition for Humanity for Nicest Citizens, with 22.81 average smiles per day.